A side blog I created for all the things I find funny or silly. Also used for all of my fandom related blogging.

(Source: lizclimo)

maryirishhoran:

If I ever saw one of my celebrity crushes in real life I wouldn’t approach them. Instead I would pay a homeless man twenty bucks to punch me in the face in front of them. Because based on all of the fanfiction I have read they would then rush to my aid and then invite me back to their apartment to get an ice pack and then I say something cute and witty that makes them want to kiss me and then we fall in love and get married.

90% of horse movies
girl: *finds horse who is impaired in some way*
girl: dad can I keep it
dad: no there's no hope for it let's go
girl: dad u idiot u don't get me
girl: *visits horse in middle of the night*
*cuts to girl riding the horse in an open field bc she is free and her dad can't control her*
dad: how dare u
girl: just let me prove to u this horse is special
girl: *enters race*
girl: *wins*
dad: u make me so proud
horse: *whinnies*

bombing:

birds need to shut the hell up. if i made half the noise they did at 5 in the morning i’d be arrested

sandvviches:

teacher: its pajama day
that one kid: WHAT IF I SLEEP NAKED HAAAHAAHA

(Source: qothqueen)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.

lagio:

rococobutter:

worb:

i honestly do not know what to do with this cover of anaconda that beauty guru addicted2toofaced and her sister did

What the shit kinda kids bop Skechers and north face jackets bullshit is this?

IM HIGH AS HECK

mira-of-sassgard:

weaaregroot:

MCU + Most Heartbreaking Moments [one | two]

Why must you hurt me in all the ways?